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In the last few days, I read a bit more precisely all the conditions and stipulations that come with wordpress.com. I’ll be the first to say that it comes at a great price… FREE. However, I’m feeling a little boxed in with some of the limitations that come with that price, for example having to pay just to be able to change the css layout and the forbidding of advertising.
So I’ve invested some time into researching what will be necessary to create my own web server and host the website myself. At first I was just going to find some sort of a free web host. I even stumbled upon a “free” web host that requires that you to post to get hosted. In other words you have to participate in their forum in order to earn credits and you use the credits to keep your account open. I found the idea interesting, even signed up for the forum but the email acknowledgment never came. Also I noticed that some of these free webhost don’t come with a domain name but rather a subdomain. Meaning mywebsitename.theirwebsitename.com, which is a format that I’m not so crazy about. I’d rather have mywebsitename.com. So I’m sure you guessed where I’m going with this, I started looking for free domain names and there are some available “.tk “for example. My search lead me to Wikipedia and looking through all the possible domains. By this time it was several hours later and I was getting kind of delirious and thought to myself what about www.fu.ck that would be amusing and BEHOLD a “.ck” is available so I click on it and found out from good ol’ wiki that the domain level is not available but only the second level domain which comprises for the following list:
- .org.ck: not-for-profit organisations
- .edu.ck: educational institutions
- .gov.ck: government agencies
- .net.ck: Internet Service Providers
- .gen.ck:
- .biz.ck: Business related pages for the Cook Islands
- .info.ck: Information pages relating to the Cook Islands
- co.ck: business organisations
If you read this list closely enough you’ll realize that I about died laughing. My laughing fit was only worsened by the following pre-requisites for registration also found at Wikipedia
“Pre-requisites for applying for a domain is as follows:
- Non-resident domain applications cost $150.00(USD) for a minimum of 2 years, and must be renewed every 2 years thereafter.
- Applications for a domain if it is already taken or is not affiliated with brand or name identity to you or your company e.g. ‘nike.co.ck’, ‘mobil.co.ck’, etc.
- Domains considered profane, e.g. ‘blow.co.ck’, ‘mybig.co.ck’, etc, will not be considered on any level, and the application will be dissolved with the applicant being notified, and future requests for the same domain name will be ignored. ‘.ck’ domains are monitored on the web, on a regular basis for profanity on the Internet if it is found to be doing so, or if the site is deemed inappropriate, the domain will be terminated without notification or refund.”
So by this time my brain is reeling with the possibilities for the “dot Cock” domain. I didn’t want to take anybody else’s name so I search for the ones already taken and there was the good ol’ car rental company “Budget” with their website Budget dot Cock. However I still couldn’t get over the mybig.co.ck example and started thinking up stuff like myhairy.co.ck or mydrippy.co.ck. My friend Robin even suggested bloody.co.ck and rotten.co.ck *barf* I love the phrase so much I’d trade mark it if I could. Well I suppose that’s enough gutter humor for now
but till next post if you get angry at someone do me a favor and tell them to suck your dot Cock or kiss your dot Az.
